Taylor Swift Is A Pure Aryan Goddess

I didn’t know about the Taylor Swift Hitler memes the young people had posted, but I could see how somebody could be easily confused. Like this guy, Andre Anglin.

“Firstly, Taylor Swift is a pure Aryan goddess, like something out of classical Greek poetry. Athena reborn. That’s the most important thing,” explains Andre Anglin, the writer of the white supremacist blog the Daily Stormer. “It is also an established fact that Taylor Swift is secretly a Nazi and is simply waiting for the time when Donald Trump makes it safe for her to come out and announce her Aryan agenda to the world. Probably, she will be betrothed to Trump’s son, and they will be crowned American royalty.”

So, obviously this guy has been led astray by countless memes, but in his defense, this was Taylor Swift’s last haircut. I’m not Nazi haircut shaming here, but you decide for yourself. And Germany did go through woods to invade Western Europe, we don’t honestly know what “Out Of The Woods” is really about. Oh, and she’s suing, because that’s kinda her thing. Just like Trump. Ooohhh doesn’t seem so crazy now does it?