Taylor Swift Already Has A Kim Kardashian Diss Song Locked And Loaded

Taylor Swift is a noted feminist who supports other women only if they support her unconditionally, so you knew it would only be a matter of time before she took out her rustic wood burn book with recycled paper and wrote a song about Kim Kardashian once Kim dared to open her mouth to GQ and ruining Taylor’s Nicholas Sparks movie poster. 

“Taylor’s already been inspired to write some harsh lyrics [about Kim]. Kim messed with the wrong woman,” an insider says. You can say that again!

Swift should be proud of building an entire career by being Cersei with a better PR team. Kanye West will send his regards. 

 “He’s planning an epic takedown of Taylor on his upcoming tour. He’s going to slam her nightly,” the insider reveals. “The plan is for Kanye to play the infamous clip of Taylor accepting her VMA and him storming the stage, and Kim will be featured in the video somehow. It will mock Taylor’s good-girl image. It’s going to be absolutely merciless.”

I’m not even remotely joking when I say I would watch whatever pay-per-view that needed to be watched to see some Game Of Thrones shit between the Girl Squad and the Kardashians. I don’t think I’d pay for it, since the Kardashians have Khloe.

They should also make this the theme song. I have this whole thing planned in my head.