Demi Lovato And Wilmer Valderrama Broke Up Too, Because Why Not?

I don’t know how many breakups this makes this month (not counting that Blue Angels’ plane), but Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama after dating for six years. Lovato will turn 24 in August, and sources close to Valderrama say she got too old. Lol I’m kidding, I have no idea. But we can’t rule that out. Demi posted whatever this on Instagram.

That doesn’t sound like a poem. They supposedly broke up because neither of them wanted to get married or have kids. I don’t know, dude. That seems like a perfect reason to stay together to me, but I don’t hold an advanced degree in relationship psychology. You should probably know that I don’t hold an advanced degree in anything. Why do you even read this? Where are your parents?