The Chupacabra is one of those legendary creatures not unlike Loch Ness or Bigfoot but we’ve seen more alleged up close and personal pics of the famed ‘Cabra than Ness, Bigfoot or name one of the other possibly mythical creatures you’ve seen talked about endlessly on the Travel channel. However one farmer in the Ukraine says he has the be-all-end-all evidence that the Chupacabra exists…because he killed it himself.
The farmer who goes by Ivan says this particular ‘Cabra had been terrorizing the town of Rukshin, sucking the farm animals nearby dry of their blood, leaving people too fearful to even leave their homes at night. So what did Ivan do when he finally caught the Chupacabra in the act one evening? He killed it with his fucking pitchfork like someone from a 1950’s Universal monster movie.
The interesting part is the corpse of the alleged ‘Cabra was taken to a local veterinarian and they have yet to positively identify what type of creature it actually is. The head of the Regional State Laboratory of Veterinary Medicine, Valeriy Dopiryak, said “This animal resembles an African fox, but its teeth, neck, ears and paws are too long. We can’t say what it is.” Holy shit, did this dude actually kill a Chupacabra? The boys at the local pub aren’t laughing now!
Ivan ready to kill more ‘Cabra with his damn pitchfork.
Witnesses of this particular ‘Cabra say it had the ability to claw and chew its way into the cages of various livestock throughout Rukshin’s farmland and could leap six-feet into the air when escaping over the wood posts! That is until it met Ivan here.