Maybe it’s all relative, but May felt much quicker than April. We don’t want to toot our own horn, but we say it had everything to do with our hilarious photo roundups. After all, time flies when you’re having fun. Of course, that doesn’t explain April whatsoever, so we’re just going to sling away into the comedy and hope you’ll join us with absolutely no followup questions.
Lucky martians. Onto Page 2!