Less than two months ago on The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon Cooper nearly had a breakdown trying to come up with the perfect wedding date to marry Amy Farrah Fowler. Apparently there are certain problems even physicists can’t solve, so the solution was to let his fiancé take over the wedding planning—specifically the location and date. Amy revealed that she had always wanted to be a June bride and get married “on a cliff overlooking the ocean at sunset.” And aside from a slight jab at the end of the episode, Sheldon agreed to it all.
Funny how things change….because in tonight’s episode—titled “The Bitcoin Entanglement”—Amy tells Penny that Sheldon no longer wants to get married outside, by the beach, or near a cliff. Why? Because regardless of the fact that it’s her dream scenario, he doesn’t like cliffs, doesn’t like the beach, and doesn’t like the outside. If we’re being completely honest, then I’ll admit this: I don’t like him.
The conversation between Penny and Amy—with Sheldon present—lasts no more than 30 seconds, and the rest of the episode revolves around the hot new TV topic, bitcoin. (Seriously, even Grey’s Anatomy did an entire episode about it a few weeks ago.) There’s no other mention of Sheldon and Amy’s wedding throughout this episode, which raises my TV antenna: Why even bring up the wedding if it serves no purpose to the story? That’s just TV storytelling 101: No one mentions anything for the hell of it. With 22 minutes in a sitcom, every word—and exchange—counts.
And that’s where my theory comes in: What if Amy and Sheldon are closer to getting married than we think?
Now, I think Sheldon needs his head examined before he walks down the aisle. Perhaps Amy does too. After all, she’s put up with his insane behavior all season long without raising an eyebrow. But that’s a topic for a different time. For right now, though, the issue is that wedding planning is not doing this couple any favors. Have they reached their breaking point?
Let’s look at the clues. In next week’s Big Bang Theory episode—called “The Confidence Erosion”—the summary states that Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math. I don’t know, looks to me here like they just got tickets to The Last Jedi…
But then comes the trusty dry erase board to try and solve all their wedding problems. Yeah, because that always does the trick.
Maybe all of this is too much for Shamy, and they realize dry erase boards are never the answer. At this point the only solution is to dress in their Sunday best and head to the city clerk’s office. And why does one go to the clerk’s office? Well, it’s not to buy lottery tickets. A marriage license, perhaps?
Also, Amy’s hair has never been shinier. That’s like five clues rolled into one.
Notice how serious Sheldon is here? Either he realizes they need pre-marriage counseling, or he’s about to go through with one of the biggest moments of his life.
Here’s the bottom line: While I actually don’t think Shamy will tie the knot at the city clerk’s office, I do think that we’re going to see a wedding happen sooner than expected. As we approach the second anniversary of the iconic coitus episode, viewers know that big things happen to these two in the month of December. We can only guess what’s next…