27-year-old Tiffany Cordes is not the brightest bulb in the bunch. For one, she lives in Ohio. Have you ever been to Ohio? I have. It fucking blows. Maybe it’s because we only went up there to visit my grandparents for Easter every year, but Cleveland smells like sadness and looks like a landfill.
Ok ok, fine – Cleveland isn’t actually dirty like a landfill; but if Cleveland were a human being, it would be a chain-smoking 70-year-old who’s been living on a diet of Lean Cuisine for three decades. If you’ve never visited and in case my picture hasn’t been painted well enough, here’s a basic summary of what Cleveland has to offer:
As you can see, the weather is bleak year-round and the entire place is basically the ASPCA commercial of states. So even though Tiffany should NOT have “hooked up sexually” with a student, I can understand how she was so bored that she went and did it anyway since there’s jack shit else to do in Ohio.
According to Daily Mail, Tiffany Cordes plead guilty on Thursday after being arrested for having a sexual relationship with an 18-year-old student. Her indiscretions were discovered when the mother of another student contacted police after she caught him texting her. Police interviewed the boy, who then admitted that Cordes had “hooked up” with another student. Upon interviewing the second student he admitted that he and Cordes had “hooked up sexually” at least once, with the first time taking place after he had helped her move some prom supplies into his pickup truck. Cordes was fired as soon as school administrators became aware of the charges.
Even though the student is technically an adult in the eyes of the law, Belmont County Prosecutor Dan Fry said that Cordes violated “a position of trust” by engaging in sexual behavior with him.
Cordes is due to be sentenced on October 27th. She plead guilty to a count of sexual imposition and faces up to a year and a half in prison.