I’m down eight pounds because I had food poisoning yesterday, but Taylor Swift is doing perfectly fine after her breakup with Calvin Harris, guys. Perfectly fine, no worries. It’s cool. Everything is cool.
“Taylor is hanging out with her friends and keeping busy. She wants to be single for a while and have a relaxing summer,” our insider shared with E! News. “She has some plans to travel this summer. Taylor has also been writing new music.“
Christ. Taylor Swift with a notebook and a guitar sitting on some mountains like she’s Maria, knowing nothing but seething hatred for Calvin Harris for destructing her carefully crafted fairy tale. Nothing good will come from this except maybe arguing over if she should win a Grammy. But that’s not all she’s doing, guys. Oh no.
“She is doing a mixture of strength training with her trainer that she sees regularly and Working with Body by Simone,” our source revealed. “She works out with her girlfriends and also on her own. She puts in about five days a week with working out.”
I could imagine Taylor Swift telling her PR team to write a paragraph that included “GIRL POWER!” and “LOOK WHAT YOU MISSIN, CALVIN!” while waiting for Calvin to text her back and Gigi Hadid to finish her blood sacrifice.