Republican vs. democrat, Burger King vs. McDonald’s, vanilla vs. chocolate – no matter what side you’re on, there’s one thing in life we can all happily agree on: being naked is the fucking tits.
So when model Maria Luciotti was approached by body paint artist Jen Seidel about walking around a mall in Towson, Maryland, practically naked aside from a thong, pasties and body paint – she probably first asked for money. But second thing she did was get hyped about spending her day 99% naked and in public, because if you could walk around in public naked without anyone freaking out…well, I don’t know about you, but I sure as shit would.
According to Jen it took her and her daughter about three hours to paint the outfit on Maria.
Most of the people in the video realize what Maria is “wearing” right away, with a few creeps pulling out their phones to record her walking around. We see Maria walk into a store selling denim, and helps clue the retail associates into her scheme by asking “Is there a pair that really looks like these?” One woman, however…
…goes to fit her for a bra and doesn’t realize it’s all paint until she touches her skin and freaks out.
Some people dig being nude, others are prude and wouldn’t look at a titty if you paid them…but what about you? Would you have your body painted so you could walk around in public naked? Let us know in the comments!