Mia Khalifa is known for outing professional athletes who try to slide into her DMs, so you’d think that the rest of them would learn a lesson from seeing their comrades embarrassed all over the Internet. Yet time and time again it continues to happen – look at Chicago Cubs’ Wilson Contreras just dropping in to say “hi”:
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) September 5, 2017
Note how the date is from 2017. Contreras doesn’t have any excuse considering Mia’s been doing this same sort of shit for years:
Warning: Trespassers in my DM’s will be shot and hung out to dry in public. pic.twitter.com/aPUGkmooat
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) July 12, 2015
Come on guys — we can’t be THIS dumb, can we?
Ugh. There’s a reason these guys are athletes and not rocket scientists.
But occasionally, occasionally — we get an athlete who isn’t looking to bone a girl who was once Pornhub’s #1 star. Gilbert Arenas once slammed her for an attempted DM slide, and now Steelers wide receiver Juju Smith-Schuster gets to join the club. Earlier this week Mia attempted to get Smith’s attention by tweeting at him…
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) October 24, 2017
…only to have him roast her right back:
Oh hell nah, I’m not fallin for this lol. I’m young not stupid ?????? https://t.co/i2rmgT2pqt
— JuJu Smith-Schuster (@TeamJuJu) October 25, 2017
And in a bizarre twist, for whatever reason the Steelers twitter account decided to get in on the action. You’d think they’d be busy doing things like figuring out how to win games and cover up Ben Roethlisberger’s rape accusations, but what do I know?
I am the least of your issues @steelers
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) October 25, 2017
What a bizarro world out here in the streets of twitter. The Pittsburgh Steelers & Mia Khalifa just casually throwin’ jabs at each other. pic.twitter.com/dB6s0WzAvd
— Eric Bielich (@EB9) October 25, 2017
People never learn.