26-year-old Allyson Brittany Moran, possibly the whitest shit you could ever name a kid, was arrested back in September after an unnamed student told authorities he was sexually involved with the substitute teacher. After her preliminary court appearance on Thursday, additional details of her alleged crimes have come out and they’re…well, the phrase “bathrobe man cave sex” applies here.
According to Fox News, Moran was once a long-term substitute teacher as well as a girls soccer coach at Stockbridge High School during the 2016-2017school year. During her court appearance the unnamed student told listeners that he and Moran frequently ate lunch and spent time together outside of school, however their relationship “intensified” which led to the pair exchanging messages on Snapchat.
FACT: Nothing good ever happens on Snapchat between a minor and someone who’s 26.
“At first it was just normal,” the student recalled to the court, as Moran would always “ask how I was doing.” Unfortunately for him, the two later began “talking in a more sexual matter” as their illicit relationship began to escalate; Moran sent nude photos of herself to the student through the app, and invited him to her house in April. Once inside, according to the student she “led him into a basement man cave then took off her robe and kissed him.” They then proceeded to her upstairs bedroom where she sexually assaulted him – and that very same week the student returned to her house and the pair had sex a second time.
Things appeared to stop there, as the student and Moran continued to converse on Snapchat but did not rendezvous again. Shit finally hit the fan for Moran when the teen told his girlfriend about what had happened and a family member alerted police in August.
As for her husband, he reportedly moved to South Dakota in June, though it is unclear whether the two are still married.
Moran’s arraignment is slated for November 8th. She has been charged with three felony counts of third-degree sexual conduct involving a student and one misdemeanor count of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct involving a student; if convicted she could receive up to 15 years in prison.