Ivanka Trump Has A Spotify Sex Playlist


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According to Huffington Post, Ivanka Trump made this playlist on October 15. They say it’s a sex playlist. A sex playlist that’s 21-minutes long. Let’s go with that.

 

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Like, I get John Legend as your warmup and Bruno Mars if she starts to cry when you can’t make her cum, but James Blunt and Adele? What’s that about? Are we just doing stuff through our jeans until we stop and I gently brush her hair? And what woman is gonna get off in 21 minutes? Maybe this is a vibrator playlist and she gets through a quarter of each song at a time. Ivanka’s fine ass deserves better than this. Where’s the throne room scene music from Star Wars? This is bullshit.

 

 



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