Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp on May 23rd where she asked for $50k a month, their LA condo, the Range Rover, the two dogs, and $125K in legal fees. Two days later, Heard’s lawyers sent a letter to Johnny Depp explaining that if he didn’t hand over all of this in 48 hours, they’d show up at his job and let this whole thing play out in the media. Depp’s lawyers replied, “nah we’re good“. You know all of the rest. Heard’s lawyers have made a lot of things public except her financials, which were made public yesterday. Let be clear, this won’t help.
…the 30-year-old actress says her estimated income for May is $5,000 — with her average monthly income at $10,000….and claims her expenses to be $43,700 per month. Some of those monthly costs include $10,000 for rent, $3,000 for health care, $2,000 for groceries and household supplies, another $2,000 for eating out, $2,000 for clothes and $10,000 for “entertainment, gifts, and vacation.” She’s also factored in $10,000 for miscellaneous expenses, including grooming and pet supplies for her dogs and her publicist, agent and attorney fees.
“$2,000 for eating out”. I see what you did there, Amber. Traditional gender roles can be a bitch. And $10K for “pet supplies”? Are those Yorkies fighting crime? You guys just read the same thing I just read, right? You can click on the link if you don’t want to take my word for it, I’ll understand. Because I want to make sure we’re all clear on the math before we read this statement from Heard’s lawyer.
“Amber is a brave and financially independent woman who is showing the courage of her convictions by doing the right thing against Johnny’s relentless army of lawyers and surrogates.” The lawyers concluded their remarks by declaring, “Amber is the victim. Amber is the hero.”
I’ll have to admit, it did take courage for Amber Heard to survive those 15 months with Johnny Depp despite being $33K in the hole every month. Depp must lose a lot of money in his couch. Another theory is, now hear me out, Heard spent $10K a month before she met Depp, and is now used to spending $43,700 a month (I guess “$50K” is easier to type in a letter). So, yeah. This doesn’t help. Especially when you consider the fact that Heard’s lawyers make every attempt to make you believe that every person who has ever been around Johnny Depp wants his money except Amber. She’s the only one who doesn’t want his money. She’s only asked a judge twice to give it to her. In conclusion, this ain’t good. Even the people who refuse to say “gold digger”, are now saying Heard is just attempting to “secure her financial future”. Semantics is fun.
Fifty thousand dolla make you holla: