As much as I’d like to write two separate Ariana Grande posts, I’m gonna give you all your current Ariana Grande news in one shot, because that’s probably how out sex would be. 1.) She broke up with her boyfriend.
Time to break free. Ariana Grande and her boyfriend, Ricky Alvarez, have called it quits on their relationship, a source confirms to Us Weekly.
I guess this is good news depending on who you ask. My take is that its good news.
2.) She was mentioned in the DNC hack. Apparently they were vetting performers for the White House gala back in September, but she licked a donut once and didn’t fully worship America. Per DNC finance chair, Zachary Allen:
“Ariana Butera-video caught her licking other peoples’ donuts while saying she hates America,” the DNC’s deputy compliance director wrote in response, referring to Grande’s real name. “Republican Congressman used this video and said it was a double standard that liberals were not upset with her like they are with Trump who criticized Mexicans; cursed out a person on Twitter after that person used an offensive word towards her brother.”
Not sure what an Italian saying she hates Americans has to do with Trump saying Mexicans are rapists, but what do you really expect from Republicans? But when Trump rounds up all the 11M undocumented immigrants, the #BernieOrBust people can visit the camps and let them know that the TPP was too big of an issue to pass up. Then maybe they can enjoy a nice craft beer and vape in their gentrified neighborhood.