Amy Schumer broke up with the dude who makes furniture back in May, but quickly decided to get married when she found a dude who makes food.
Surprise! Amy Schumer married chef Chris Fischer in Malibu on Tuesday, February 13, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly exclusively. Us exclusively revealed in November that the stand-up comedian, 36, was dating the Beetlebung Farm Cookbook author, 37, after they were spotted looking cozy during a romantic dinner at Café Altro Paradiso in New York City.
Man, what a lucky guy. He gets to hear how bad her vagina smells when he’s cooking, so that has to be a real treat. A real treat.