19-Year-Old Model Sells Her Virginity For $3 Million To An Abu Dhabi Businessman

What would you do for a million dollars?

Everyone has their price; whether it’s starring in porn or practicing cannibalism for 2-3 nights a week, at some point everyone is willing to break their morals in exchange for cash. For some, that number is in the millions – for others, it’s simply trading $10 worth of crack for a back-alley blowjob. But for 19-year-old “Giselle,” who is too much of a pussy to give us a last name yet is willing to show off photos of herself, that number happens to be $3 million in exchange for her virginity.

Based in the United States, Giselle decided to sell her virginity through the escort website Cinderella Escorts, with the winning bid totaling a whopping $3 million. “I would never have dreamt that the bid would rise so high and we would have reached $3 million. This is a dream come true,” she recounts to Daily Mail. And while most teens her age would blow the money on pointless luxuries like hookers and blow, Giselle claims that the money will be going towards her college tuition, the purchase of a new house and to go travelling around the world.

Translation: hookers and blow. How many fiscally responsible 19-year-olds do you know? Zero – now how many do you know who just came into $3 million? 78% of NFL players are either bankrupt or under financial stress within two years of retirement, and being 19 is essentially the same thing as being irreparably brain damaged from CTE…but with the possibility of growing out of it. I wish Giselle all the luck in the world, but if history has taught us anything it’s that teenagers are idiots and like to throw cash at stupid purchases, like a ski lodge in Miami.

As for how Giselle’s been taking the obvious backlash against her decision, she says she’s been “shocked” by the public’s reaction. “If I want to spend my first time with someone who is not my first love, that’s my decision” she reasoned. “The fact that women can do what they want with their bodies and have the courage to live their sexuality free against the critics sets a sign for emancipation.

“In retrospect, how many would probably give up their first time if they could have $3 million instead?”

Uh, ME – I would. And you would too, so while it’s fun to sit here and shit on Giselle, I think we can all agree that we’re just a giant bunch of hypocrites for quietly judging her while wiping away our tears with one-ply toilet paper since us peasants can’t afford any better with our meager >$3 million salaries.

What’s the WORST thing you’d be willing to do for $3 million? Let us know in the comments!

[H/T Daily Mail]