The Rogue One trailer came out today and it was full of moments that made my heart leap out of my chest.
1. THE GOD DAMNED DEATH STAR
And I’m just sitting here like:
2. WAIT IS THAT A HOVER TANK?
It certainly looks like one.
3. The name is Mothma, MON MOTHMA!
It’s a deep cut for non Star Wars nerds but she’s there and leading the rebellion!
4. BLACK STORMTROOPER!
They seem real bad, like real real bad.
5. OUR NEW HERO IS A BADASS
In the words of Broad City:
6. AND OUR NEW VILLIAN IS CREEPY AS HELL
Creepy? Yes. Awesome? Also yes.
7. AT-AT’S. FUCKING IMPERIAL WALKER AT-AT’S
Nothing to say other than:
If you haven’t seen the trailer you can check it out right here. But let’s be honest, you’ve seen the trailer.
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